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Car Conundrums Ideally, you should never let your lover into your car. It's just too dangerous. First, anyone who knows you may recognize your car and that can result in discovery. Second, people leave stuff behind in cars: hair, dropped objects, even a scent. Obviously, if things are going to get hot and heavy in the car, there's even more opportunity for stains, etc. to be left. So, if at all possible, use your lover's car or take taxis. Watch the Trip Meter These days almost every car has a trip meter which records miles traveled. An enterprising sleuth can track your trip meter and figure out if you've been where you say you've been. Simple solution? Reset it every time you get out of your car. However, be careful not to do this just when you have a tryst; that would be a tip-off in itself. Glove Compartment This should go without saying, but don't try to hide things (condoms, for instance) in your glove compartment. That's the first place your SO will look for evidence of your affair. Seats and Leftovers If your lover changes the seat position or leaves behind anything, like a scarf, earring, or strand of hair, your SO may notice. Make sure that when your lover leaves the car, it's in exactly the same shape as it was when she entered. Scour the seats and floor for any evidence of her being there. If she wears heavy perfume, open the windows or put an air freshener in the car. Reader Tip: EZ-Pass If you have an EZ-pass for paying tolls and think paying cash will hide your trips, you're wrong! The cash lanes record your passing time and date, they just don't bill you. These records have been used in divorce cases. You can buy a case for the EZ-pass at auto part stores and carwashes that's supposed to block the signal. If that doesn't work tell her her sister/best friend is a lying whore! - Bob, Age 44, New York A safe car doesn't mean much if she can smell it on you. Topics
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