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Smell the Part Women are like blood hounds. They can smell anything out-of-the-ordinary. If you're screwing around with a smoker, or a woman who wears a lot of perfume, there will be telltale signs. And, of course, getting up inside of ANY woman leaves a its undeniable scent. Not to mention the latexy smell of condoms and the distinctive smell, taste, and feel of lube. Bottom line: you've got to take care of the stink. Wash Up Carefully Your initial instinct may be to hop in the shower immediately after to wash away the fragrance of the nasty. But beware. Your lover's soaps and shampoo may have a very different smell from what you use at home. Plus, how are you going to explain to your SO why you smell so clean? One great option is to go to the gym after your interlude and shower there, or just pretend that you went to the gym. For this ploy to work, though, you need to be a regular gym-goer. Another option is to just wash up your privates, taking away the smell of sex but leaving the rest of your body Do a Little Cover-Up If you can't wash it, cover it up. You can do this with cologne, cigarette smoke, or even alcohol. Get into the habit of wearing cologne, and re-applying during the day, so it won't seem suspicious when you do it. Even washing your hands with a heavily scented soap and using a strong breath spray can go a long way towards covering up the scent. It depends on your SO and how sensitive, and how suspicious, she is. But whatever your solution, you need to do it on a daily basis. Don't just show up one day smelling odd, she'll be immediately suspicious. No Perfume Tell your lover to forget the perfume, the scented oils, the spray-on-scents, everything. It'll get on you and your clothes and will linger in your car. Reader Tip - Exhaust Fumes After meeting you lover, having used your car to get there, start up your car and stand behind the exhaust pipe for a moment or two - you'll smell like and old engine by the time you get home. Even the most careful philanderer sometimes gets caught. Topics
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