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Picking Your Partner

The smart philanderer starts his planning before the relationship even begins. Picking the right partner is half the battle. The right woman and you'll find fulfillment like you've never known. The wrong one, and your life can be transformed into a living hell. 


No Connections

Ideally, your lover should have no connection whatsoever with your SO (significant other). They shouldn't know each other, they shouldn't have any friends in common, they shouldn't attend the same groups or do the same activities. The fewer the connections, the less likely your secret will be revealed.

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Something to Lose

Things are likely to go better if the woman has something to lose if your relationship becomes public. Though there's extra danger involved, an attached woman has a lot to lose by your relationship being exposed, and so makes a good partner. Someone who's very embarrassed or ashamed to be having an illicit affair is the best; she'll keep your secret, if only to save her own reputation.


Discretion

It's worth repeating the obvious. Don't mess around with someone with a big mouth. If you know a woman likes to gossip or freely tell about her exploits, stay away. She'll probably talk about your relationship too.


The Older and Smarter the Better

The younger or dumber a woman is, the more likely she is to fall madly in love with you, dream of spending her life with you, and do terrible things in an attempt to get her way. It's much better to pick someone who's been around the block a few times, who's mature enough to know what she's getting herself into.


Reader Tips:

If you're looking to get laid, just make the other woman believe that you like to take things slow and live a very private life. You'll get a few bangs out of her. And if you find out you want to stay with her then you can "open up". It works. - Bob, Age 32

And, remember, beware of psycho sluts.

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