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The Perfect Alibi The best alibi is the one you never have to give. Time and schedule your liaisons so that no one suspects you're up to anything. A long lunch during work, a free afternoon during a business trip, or during your long commute home make perfect opportunities. You're safest if no one suspects anything to even ask questions. Fit it Into Your Routine Work your philandering into your daily routine. Make it a habit to go to the gym every night after work. Then, there's no need to explain where you were when you skip the barbells for the balling. Do the same with working late: don't just work late the nights you have a rendezvous. Periodically stay late at the office, so when you do have the chance to get it on with your lover, nothing seems out of the ordinary. Just Tell the Truth The best alibi has a kernel of truth in it. If the alibi you give is the literal truth, though with some key details left out, it'll sound like just that: the truth. If you make up an elaborate lie, you'll sound like a liar, and have trouble maintaining the fiction under questioning. So, it's safest just to tell the truth. For instance, if you met your lover at the mall and got a blowjob in the car, your alibi should be simply that you went to shopping to the mall. Keep your story as close to the actual facts as possible and you'll avoid a lot of traps and pitfalls. The Cover Up: Lining Up Compatriots As a last resort, you may need to have someone cover up for you. If possible, don't tell that person exactly what and why you need the cover up. The less they know, the better. Also, always limit this to one person, ideally someone about whom you know damaging information. They need to be someone who trusts, and fears, you enough to keep your secret. even under duress. Reader Tips Advice from my father: "ALWAYS carry a set of good clothes in a small suitcase in the trunk of your car. You never know when they might come in handy." If you leave the house in cut offs, T shirt, and shower shoes you couldn't possibly be heading out to meet a woman... - Age 40, California With your alibi in place, you still need to be careful of the telephone. Topics
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