Sex Toys

Masturbation Stories

Viagra

HappyAffair
How to Cheat and Get Away With It

Top Sex Sites
Sex Stories
Cunt Circus
Cunnilingus

 

How to cheat...and get away with it

Ah, the pleasures of a little side action. Fresh, new, uninhibited lust without the pressures of commitment. It's exciting, invigorating, and delicious on so many levels.

But of course, like anything good in life, there are trade-offs. Picking the wrong woman can make the affair more trouble than it's worth, and getting caught can ruin your life. This is an enterprise fraught with danger, and you need a good coach to guide you to your goal. That's where we come in.

This web site will take you through the steps of picking a paramour, hiding your tracks, and ending the affair. Plus, we have reader-submitted tips and horror stories of how things can go very, very wrong. Last update 1/18/03.

First, here's how to pick your partner.

Topics


Reader Mail!

What eaxctly do you want from another man/woman that your spouse cannot give you? Take a moment and really think. That is a major difference between a human being and a stupid aniumal. The ability to think and make rational decisions, instead of following blind emotions. - Male, Age 28, USA


I hope you catch every single disease possible. You are so, UUHH! I cant stand people like you. Why on earth would you give tips for people to cheat on their loved ones and get away with it!!!! I agree, BURN IN HELL, YOU SON OF A BITCH! - Anonymous, New York, Age 19


YOU ARE A SICK BUNCH OF PEOPLE. I CANT BELIEVE YOU ARE PROVIDING CHEATING TIPS. THAT IS SO NASTY. WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU WANT TO CHEAT ON THE ONE YOU PLEGDED TO BE FAITHFUL TO? IF YOU ARE MARIED OR IF YOU ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOME ONE YOU DONT WANT TO RISK LOSING SOME ONE JUST BECAUSE YOU CANT COMMIT TO ONE PERSON. I AGREE WITH AN EARLY E-MAIL, I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL!  - Anonymous, Dallas, Age 21

You guys are awesome! Don't listen to these bitter women, if their men had read your site, they wouldnt have gotten caught (hopefully) and would still be happily married. - Ryan, Age 18, Virginia


You knuckle-dragging men on the "success" page who brag about getting away with cheating on your gf's and wives make me SICK. It's men like you who give decent men a bad name. It's men like you who spread disease. You are disgusting and worthless and don't deserve the love of the women you have - any of them!!! Believe me, your wives WILL find out one day. Women always find out eventually. And when they do, remember, Hell hath no fury... You deserve to lose that body part, you f'n pigs. And to any woman who is cheating: you don't deserve a faithful man, which is damn hard to find as it is. Your cheating on them doesn't help the rest of us who might enjoy having a partner who isn't jaded and bitter because of their last girlfriend's affairs. What goes around, comes around - EVERY time. - Age 32


This is the most appalling, disgusting website; I'm embarrassed to even be on here looking at this crap!!! - Anonymous, Age 32


You're sick.  One of the problems in our society today is that couples can't stay together.  And here you are advocating CHEATING on your life partner, to whom you pledged your love and were married to, to whom you promised to spend the rest of your life with.  Whoever you are, you have no life, no morals, and no feelings.  I hope you burn in hell. Anonymous, Age 22


Why is this site geared toward men? As a woman I'd like to let you know that women get some on the side too.  Just to let men know what goes around comes around.  Women are smarter at hiding it and smarter when it comes to finding out what men do and making sure they get the evidence when it comes to divorce court.  I hope men like the idea of eventually losing all their money because when you play you pay. So your ex wives will happily spend your alimony checks with their new man.  Women always come out on top. - Female, Age 26


You're sick.  One of the problems in our society today is that couples can't stay together.  And here you are advocating CHEATING on your life partner, to whom you pledged your love and were married to, to whom you promised to spend the rest of your life with.  Whoever you are, you have no life, no morals, and no feelings.  I hope you burn in hell. - Anonymous, Age 22


My parents are divorced because my dad cheated on my mother, its the worst thing that could happen to a child, and you want it to happen, you make me sick. - Anonymous, Age 18


You must have the shitiest life, a big old lie. I hope you know that what goes around comes around. I hope your disease infested, (or soon to be) sorry, low self-esteem, nasty dick falls off. And I hope you know you can still catch STDs while wearing a condom.

Let me tell you no matter how much "research" you did on a girl trust me it's gonna get "sticky". Let me tell you something else you're going to get caught. You can't just go running off with some chick and expect to never run into anyone. So why don't you just suck it up little boy and get over your childhood problems. Did mommy not love you enough or was it daddy? - Donatello, Age 28


Got an opinion? Send us mail!

 

Send us tips, comments, or horror stories. 

Name:
Age:
Location:
Email (optional)::
My story/tips: